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About

Well, it looks like this podcast has a website. Pretty dope, right? Just don't tell those kids from Saved by the Bell that. Am I supposed to capitalize "by" and "the"? I'm not sure if that looks right, or which grammar is correct. Ah, well, it's all right because I'm saved by the bell. Also, there's no hope with dope. Friends forever.

Dick Jokes

Old Sitcom References

Reagonomics

Bits That I Think Are Funny

Bits That Other People Think Are Funny

Time Travel

Projects

Testimonials

These guys got me through some tough shit. You know, problems with wormholes, foxes stealing your chickens, and many different varieties of pox. Now my sex dungeon is seeing more traffic than ever, and I owe it all to these jamokes

??Donald the Destroyer??

I used to be a prince in Norway, and now I'm a duck.

A Duck

Just Typing In Some Shit

I wonder if my dogs would try to eat me if I died. How long would they wait? I wish I could place bets on who would take the first bite, but I wouldn't be able to confirm that because I'd be dead. Unless I set up a nanny cam...

Polls?

I guess I could put some polls here. How many aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Would you vote for an owl over Mitt Romney? IS Mitt Romney an owl? Other questions about Mitt Romney and/or owls?

Donations?

This could be the section where you give me money. Send me your Camel cash so I can get a sweet Camel boat and ride that baby to Manna!

Gambling Tips

What can I legally say here? Also, it's bullshit there wasn't a horse icon to pick from here. I typed H and O and seriously, this anchor came up but no horse? What kind of anchor starts with "Ho"?

Life Tip of the Day!

I need your help! A Ouiji board pulled me out of Heaven and onto this website, and I need to get back ASAP! I don't even have any admin powers! I'm just a floating celestial being locked inside your Android! If you find a way to free me, I will give you sooooooo many trinkets from Nirvana! Oh my gosh, so many trinkets! Your tranket will trunket when you trinkle all the trinkets!

Sea blog

Meet the Team!

The Father

God

Creator of life, reader of Family Circus

The Son

God Jr.

Martyr; chill dude; ironic opposite of television preachers

The Holy Ghost

Um,... God also?

Easter Jesus; has powers

Contact us

Warning: We May Need To Ask You These Riddles Three

Address

21 Jump Street New York, I think, NY

Customer Support

E-mail: centaurswithkeytars@gmail.com Phone: (555) 555-5555