Super Bowl 53! Atlanta, Georgia! Home to both Big Boi, and The Stankey Leg!
Super Bowl 53 proved to be quite a (adjective) contest between the (City & Team 1) and the (City & Team 2). This match was for the record-keeping books for sure!
The (noun that isn’t a physical thing) started even before the kick-off as (City & Team 1) head coach (name) approached head referee and noted (beverage) aficionado (name), requesting a (noun) prior to the game. This immediately resulted in a 15 yard penalty to (his or her) team, to be enforced on the opening possession.
Also prior to the start of the game, as (musician) was about to begin the National Anthem, a noted (job title) ran onto the field, wearing nothing but a (article of clothing) and wielding a (weapon). As that person was tackled by security, he began pointing to his knee and making a sort of “no” sign, not unlike the Ghostbuster’s logo, which he later stated while in custody was his way of protesting kneeling during the National Anthem, with his knee taking the place of a ghost in the demonstration. The patriot proceeded to vomit red, white and blue (slang for vomit) upon his Big Dog T-shirt.
President Trump was present for the ceremonial coin toss, but just before the flip for possession, he (past tense action verb) the microphone to protest the use of (mispronounced basic periodic table element) by Democrats in the 2018 mid-term election. Then he set the microphone on the stand and stared ahead, pausing (number) seconds for applause. He then exclaimed Paper had one, and headed into the tunnel.
The game began shortly thereafter with a (adjective) kick return by alleged (felony) (name) that resulted in a (number) yard touchdown. The referees gathered in a scrum immediately after, and declared the (felony) charges dropped.
During the extra point attempt, the (City & Team 2) kicker dropped a (noun), and proceeded to (verb) the ball, resulting in a missed extra point. Opportunity knocked–OUT! A 6-0 lead.
Neither team then scored for the next (number) minutes. A true (descriptive noun), it truly was.
All-pro quarterback of the (City & Team 1) had previously been diagnosed with a ruptured (body part), but came back into the game to lead the second half. On 3rd and (number), whilst escaping pressure from (City & Team 2) defensive ends (Name) and (Name), the veteran QB launched a (number) yard bomb as he balanced his body only his distended (body part), hitting tight end (Name) in the end zone. Touchdown, (cute nickname), they were all tied up!
The (City & Name 1) kicked nailed the extra point without incident, and with that score, they took their first lead of the game.
On the ensuing kick-off, the ball was (verb) mid-air by a fleet of (alien race), who then shot laser blasts into the (noun) and planted a flag mid-field.
“This is our planet now, (plural derogatory name)!” exclaimed (Alien Name), who would soon after become our country’s Secretary of Labor. She then brought out from behind her extra-terrestrial back a (shape)-shaped lottery ball scrambling machine to determine the first (number) attendees at the game to be sacrificed into the nearest active volcano, Mount Saint (Name).
The worker camps came shortly thereafter, and revolutions were (adverb) thwarted by a device our new alien overlords had brought from their home planet. The device, known simply as (Proper Noun), was used to (present tense verb) the brains of humans reported to be connected to potential coups or attempts to overthrow the government. The device was able to determine if the individual was in a leadership role, a follower role, or was not involved in any uprising movement.
Commanders were (past tense verb) into space, with satellites recording the moments their (body parts–plural) bulged from their bodies and exploded, and was broadcast live on state-run television, interrupting the regularly scheduled airing of (television show name aliens could create). Followers were sentenced to execution at the nearest (fast food restaurant) by way of being fed gluttonous amounts of (food) by humans loyal to the alien royal order.
Six months later, the Alien (body of government) pronounced in a decree that the (City & Team 1)had won Super Bowl LIII by the score of 7-6.
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